netflix knows what’s up
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
i’d like to
ppl who refrigerate or freeze their bread are disgusting
my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
Marina & Ulay:
“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”
I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE
EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON
It’s not the holidays until Carlton does his dance in the sweater.
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.